spiroandthelacktones:

mike’s hard look at yourself

no-this-is-ryan:

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

• When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
• “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

clowreedsforfilth:

funnytwittertweets:

men should do it now instead

sickdelights:

So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating

tooies:

felipe-kuso:

tooies:

it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can’t i go in

Isn’t this how you get murdered?

no. it’s how you get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever but there aren’t murderers just hanging out in every abandoned building like cockroaches

estopalwasap:

Originally posted by gypsyastronaut

critical-perspective:

cointelpro-plant:

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

Florida Man: Chaotic evil.
New York Man: Chaotic good.

twinker-belle:

of my thickass thunder thighs

macklesufficient:

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”